Headline:
This was my first ever time visiting an escort.
Careful consideration was taken before deciding that Abbie would be perfect to pop my cherry, however on reflection I feel "Very Let Down"
The Juicy Details:
I didn't want to be writing this but I do feel that it needs to be said, so that other punters can have an HONEST & DETAILED review.
So as the headline says "this was my first ever time visiting an escort" (I'm 47 years old)
The reason I chose Abbie was because she looks fit, and her profile sounded perfect for what I was looking for.
BACKGROUND
In my head I would be getting a 2 hour GFE appointment with Abbie in some sexy Underwear or lingerie, and I was going to treat myself to some PAMPERING and a FULL AROMATHERAPY HOT OIL MASSAGE (Ideal as I have back issues)
Then we could do the following - DFK, HER RECEIVING ORAL, FACE SITTING, FINGERING, FEMALE EJACULATION (as I love it when women squirt) & Use TOYS before PENETRATION (All as were advertised in her likes list & 2 HOUR SPECIAL OFFER) so I went ahead and booked Abbie. Even though she was an hour drive away from me I didn't mind because It was what I wanted & knew she would be worth it. Abbie was very nice in texts & constantly reassured me, as a first timer that there was nothing to be anxious or worried about.
ON THE DAY (28/08/24)
Abbie messaged to "Move The Appointment On 1 Hour Ahead* (I Agreed)
Then another text to say "She Was On Her Way To The House, But She Had Forgotten Her Work Clothes & Makeup Bag".
I again replied "It Was OK & I Would See Her Soon".
*(Please remember I was Very Nervous but Excited at this point, especially being my First Time with an escort)*
On arriving at the house I was warmly welcomed with a kiss and a hug, however without sounding like a rude & shallow guy I was surprised that she was not like her pictures suggested. I'm not sure how old (In years) the pics are but Abbie has gained quite a bit of weight since them being taken, something that Abbie herself later admitted to. Nevertheless after handing over some flowers that I had got her we headed on straight upstairs.
In the bedroom Abbie could see how shy & nervous I was an did her best to reassure me that it would be ok. We chatted for a few minutes, payment was made & she then told me to "Strip Off, Lay On The Bed & She Would Be Back Up In A Min To Give A Massage). When she came back Abbie also totally stripped off (Out of Joggers & T-shirt) and got on the bed, still chatting she proceeded to give me a "MASSAGE". However again was not how I had imagined or advertised (No Aromatherapy, Hot Oils, Reflexology or Pampering)
She basically gave me a dry massage for about 10 min followed by a bit of back stroking, she then asked me to "Turn Over" where she gave me HAND RELIEF. Again it was NOT as expected, basically going @ it at the same fast speed for about 10 min with no variation.
I thought she was going to rip it off haha, definitely not Relaxing. Abbie then lay at the side of me where we just chatted for a while.
*** I must say at this point although I did say "I enjoy the back rub" I felt so Awkward & Nervous still, so it was my suggestion stop the hand job & chat for a while. Abbie did ask if I "Wanted A Condom On" ready for intercouse, but I felt that I couldn't just
"dive in @ the deep end" as they say, I wanted to get to know her a bit more first.***
With 1/2 hour left, Abbie asked me "What Would I Like To Do" ?
I replied that I wanted to "Make Her Squirt" (hence my user name)
Abbie then replied to that with "I'm Not Able Squirt".
*** (Now It was my understanding that, that's what Female Ejaculation was !!! & something I was Really Looking Forward To) ***
So I suggested that I would just "Start With Some Foreplay & Take It From There".
I tried to get passionate at first with some "French Kissing" but Abbie was not reciprocating, just kept her mouth closed.
I then started to give her chest an nipples some attention, after a little while moved a hand down to the funzone.
On reaching down to the "Shaved Completely" kitty that was advertised, I was AGAIN surprised to find that it was nowhere to be found.
Instead, I was in fact greeted by a rug (approximately 2 weeks worth of Pubic Hair growth) which put me off giving Oral.
Trying to get a finger inside was also made difficult due to Abbie not being wet & not being able to spread the lips apart.
Eventually after a bit of fumbling I was able to get inside, Abbie was getting wet and told me that she had cum.
So with all this happening and bearing in mind that it was almost time for me to leave, I checked the time and we called it a day.
CONCLUSION
* If you go to a restaurant you don't expect just to be served beans on toast * !
At the time throughout our session I told Abbie that I was enjoying our time together (and I was) and that I may see her again. Now I have time to reflect 1 week on I do feel rather let down for my first time. Maybe this is partly my fault for not speaking up at the time or expecting too much, but my eyes have defo been opened and I will not be visiting Abbie again.
