ALICE THAI

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Escort reviews (8)

• joxxer - Premier Punter lvl-1 (6 approved reviews)

  Dec 2024

  Headline:
  Photoshopped photos and poor attitude

  The Juicy Details:
  Very disappointing. She really lacked enthusiasm and this was after I'd overlooked how quite a few of her photos are clearly old and photoshopped compared to how she looks in the flesh. One to avoid.

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• biggerlongeryes - Premier Punter lvl-2 (12 approved reviews)

  Dec 2024

  Headline:
  Mediocre service, poor attitude and bad value for money

  The Juicy Details:
  I wish I'd read more of her reviews before I booked her a few months ago. She isn't cheap but despite this tries to do the bare minimum in as little time as possible. She doesn't provide all the services she mentions. When I was with her she tried to just do oral (but without letting me lick her pussy) and sex. No kissing, no showering together. I barely got a massage. Maybe she's been doing this for far too long and has become jaded but doesn't want to quit because she's too used to the money. But she should really make more of an effort.

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• romanbee

  Nov 2024

  Headline:
  Lazy girl with bad attitude

  The Juicy Details:
  Alice (aka Alicia, aka Prostate Massage Pro) used to have another profile on Adult Work but deleted it and started a new one, presumably because the feedback she was getting was so mixed. I should have had the good sense to read that feedback as the more negative comments were the accurate ones. Many of her photos are old and touched up. She also fails to deliver all of the services she advertises. She doesn't kiss and doesn't do reverse oral, although her BJ skills are good. She rushed through sex and then hopped off the bed, waiting for me to leave. I had to request a massage, which wasn't bad, but it wasn't erotic. I won't be returning and I'm still annoyed at how much money I wasted on her.

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• pickledbanana

  Nov 2024

  Headline:
  Substandard service

  The Juicy Details:
  Alice really needs to up her game if she wants to keep doing this. She advertises services she doesn't provide and her attitude is quite poor as well. Very disappointing. She's definitely one to avoid.

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• bannertanner - Premier Punter lvl-2 (14 approved reviews)

  Nov 2024

  Headline:
  Bad value for money - promises a lot more than she delivers

  The Juicy Details:
  I visited Alice (back when she called herself Prostate Massage Pro) a few months ago at short notice. After saying she was available immediately she kept me waiting outside her building for over 15 minutes. Things continued to go downhill. She didn't shower with me. She didn't do 69 as she didn't feel like it. Although her BJ was good she then rushed the sex to try to get me to cum ASAP. I even had to remind her to give me a massage afterwards. The massage was nice enough, but pretty standard. I don't doubt that despite charging me for 30 minutes she was hoping I'd be gone in 10. A lot of her photographs are old and touched up as well. The more recent ones are reasonably accurate. Overall though I thought she was very poor value for money - I wish I'd read her other negative reviews before wasting £100

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• glizzle7klu

  Aug 2024

  Headline:
  I didn't have a particularly memorable punt with Alice, at least not in a good way.

  The Juicy Details:
  Pics are brushed, it was obvious that she is much older and not that fit. She was friendly all the time but somehow, cold and detached. Started with good OWO that lasted too long and too slow, didn't let me touch her body or pussy and she just kept doing her thing like Im an object. Also prostate massage wasn't available as she had a long kitschy nails so she obviously doesn't provide the main thing she advertises. Def not returning as she was too transactional and non-cooperative.

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• quicksnip

  Feb 2024

  Headline:
  Good communication, her flat was small but decent for the purpose.

  The Juicy Details:
  Filtered pictures but it is her, curvy where it needed, friendly from the start. Assisted shower, she smiles a lot. Does a pretty outstanding BJ, lots of spit gagging, balls, more mouth than her hands which is a plus. She herself was clean and tasty, responsive, she cum. Few positions, some light dirty talks, and I was done. Got a nice massage in the end to refresh myself, quick shower and off. I will come back for more!

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• nickyDs

  Sep 2023

  Headline:
  it is her but pics are heavily photoshopped, especially face.

  The Juicy Details:
  She is a cute girl though, late 20s. Started with shared showered, cleaned me good and on her knees for owo. Not so much using hands but more mouth, also attention to nuts, so I enjoyed face-fucking her. Kissing was allowed but not deep. Had a huge mirror so I enjoyed fucking her in doggy as she was tight that way and I had a nice view. So very happy with my punt!

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