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Escort and Escort Rankings writer Redhotrio talks to Grace who provides bookings where she is a human piece of furniture. Royal Heritage The House of Lancaster was a branch of the English royal family. King Charles is the Duke of Lancaster and the Duchy of Lancaster holds large estates on his behalf. The

Escort and Escort Rankings writer Redhotrio talks to Grace who provides bookings where she is a human piece of furniture. 


Royal Heritage 

The House of Lancaster was a branch of the English royal family. King Charles is the Duke of Lancaster and the Duchy of Lancaster holds large estates on his behalf. 

The town of Lancaster was first recorded in The Doomsday Book in 1086, therefore it does have many historical buildings. Lancaster castle was built in The Middle Ages and is a former prison. Lancaster priory is a Grade 1 listed building located near the castle. Lancaster cathedral also known as The Cathedral Church of St Peter and St Peter's Cathedral was built in 1857 in a gothic style and is a Grade 2 listed building. It is still in use, housing concerts and conducting services. It also allows visitors, so you can marvel at the beautiful architecture. Ashton Memorial is a folly located in Williamson Park and was built by the millionaire Lord Ashton in memory of his wife Jessy in 1909. Lancaster port, which dates back to Roman times, played a crucial part in Lancaster's growth as a city. 

Today, Lancaster is mainly a service city. Products manufactured here include:- Animal feed, textiles, chemicals, paper, synthetic fibre, HGV trailers and mineral fibres. A high tech sector has grown recently due to technology and communication firms investing in the city. 


Cool facts about Lancaster 

Prior to 1800, all the executions in Lancashire county took place in Williamson's Park on Gallows Hill. Nine of the Pendle witches were hung here in 1612. 

Lancaster houses the coldest place in the universe. The laboratory at Lancaster university where they are conducting temperature research, reaches temperatures as low as -274.149 C. Lancaster has many accounts of hauntings with spectres being seen in the old pubs such as The Three Mariners, in Lancaster castle and also at the train station. 


Table top fantasy 

Forniphilia is sexual arousal from being used as human furniture such as a sculpture, stool or table. The subject may be totally naked or semi nude to add to the erotic aesthetic. Some examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art and have also been seen in fetish and bondage photography. 

An example in art is shown in the work of Namio Harukawa, who showed voluptuous women dominating and using men as furniture. 

Jeff Gord, a bondage artist and photographer coined the term Forniphilia, where in sexual bondage a person would be tightly bound and unable to move and then used as furniture. A gag

called a Forniphilic gag may also be used to objectify the sub sexually or to erotically humiliate them. 

People subjected to this should only be tied for a maximum of 2 hours and checked on frequently. The act itself is considered dangerous and should only be undertaken by an expert. People are attracted to this fetish as it offers the ultimate expression of submission. Many feel satiated by the feeling of being used or objectified by the dominant partner. Others like the sensation of being restrained and held in place, immobile. 

Research shows that in most cases when a couple dabbles in this fetish it tends to be the woman that is the human furniture. Is that because women are more submissive or are they coerced into doing it? 

If you are looking to explore this fetish, do so with someone you trust who is knowledgeable in bondage if you are going to be restrained and always have a safe word and know your limits. Do it because you want to or it turns you on, not because you are told to. 


Sushi Barbie 

Grace, 37, started her escorting career after being a sushi model for an adult entertainment agency: “I started doing it because it's great money and you get paid for laying still. The downside is sometimes it can be uncomfortable and it smells. You always have to be mindful of what you eat and have a good beauty routine since you are naked most of the time. I go to the gym most days and always get a full wax and a manicure and pedicure. Everything is on show; you have to be perfect.” 

Grace enjoys being human furniture and after a year of being a sushi model and doing online research into the human furniture scene, she decided to branch out on her own and offer an independent bespoke service: “I have lots of contacts from my year at the agency, many of whom are regulars. I was flattered when they wanted to follow me to my new venture. I'm tall but have big boobs and a big bum so you can get a lot of sushi on there! I'm also good at laying completely still for hours. I never get cramps or get fidgety, I just zone out. It's a bit like meditation really.” 

Grace started offering a “living statue” service and also added bondage to her repertoire to entice the more hardcore enthusiast: “I got into the bondage side because I had a fetish photographer take some photos to put on my sites. He asked if I wanted some images with rope which we shot and the final images were beautiful. Perfectly erotic and totally submissive.” I asked if she gets sexual pleasure out of it: “ To me it's not about an actual orgasm, it's more a feeling of elation from being looked at or used. I love that people eat from me or look at me as if I'm a beautiful statue. It makes me feel ecstatic. I have cum when I've been bound. I was a “penis cleaner” where I was bound with easy access to my holes. The host and his friends took turns using me. I did leave a big puddle on his floor.” 

I asked how she managed to keep still: “You have to be a certain sort of person to do this. You have to be calm and be able to clear your mind and put yourself in another zone. You have to be the furniture and not be human. To me it now comes naturally.” 

Grace's clients are usually quite well off and she is often booked for parties or dinner events. She hasn't had many bad experiences as the clients that are into this sort of thing understand the boundaries and respect involved. She does always ensure that for the more hardcore

bookings she is with someone competent in bondage. She admits that these bookings are the only ones where the client may get carried away and try to push her levels: “With BDSM bookings the desire can take over so I have to be vigilant and say that I am human furniture. Unless discussed with me beforehand, there is no intercourse during the session as that's extra and not something I do often.” 

I asked how friends and family react to the job she does: “My parents think I'm barmy! But they are supportive and know I can take care of myself. My friends have actually booked me for some of their parties. They think my job is cool.” 

Grace doesn't plan on stopping yet: “ I'll definitely be doing this for a few years. When I'm no longer a hottie then I'll retire. I would like my own agency supplying human furniture and would love to get more men involved in it. To me it's not dirty or obscene; you are living art.” 


Statuesque scenarios 

Grace had a rather strange experience with one client. He wanted to cover her in Plaster of Paris and let it set: “I only agreed as I'd seen the guy a couple of times so felt safe with him. It was an unusual experience feeling the Plaster of Paris going hard on my naked skin. I had to breathe through a pipe. Once set, the client carefully cut off the Plaster of Paris and masturbated over it.” 

Another encounter was when she was a sushi model at a corporate party. One of the gents got extremely drunk and tried to put his penis in her mouth. He was forcibly removed and Grace was commended for not moving and keeping the sushi spread on her body intact. 


Snoozefest: Hotels in Lancaster 

Turnham Hall £116 p/n. (LA2 0DT) it is set in 30 acres of countryside in a 12th century building.The location is close to the motorway and museums. It also has a fitness centre and pool that is free to use for guests. 

Travelodge Lancaster M6 £56 p/n. (LA2 9DN) The hotel is pet friendly and air conditioned.It is a budget hotel but is clean and the staff are friendly and helpful. ● Premier Inn Lancaster Hotel £111 p/n. (LA1 3PC) There is a 24 hour front desk and it is close to Lancaster castle and the train station. 


Have some grub: Restaurants in Lancaster 

For scrumptious fine dining fare go to Quite Simply French (LA1 1KD) They are Lancaster's number one restaurant. They serve an a la carte menu with vegan and vegetarian options.The food is a mixture of French and English grub. They do serve snails and frogs legs should you feel adventurous. 

Anaya Thai Restaurant Lancaster (LA1 1NZ) serves traditional Thai dishes at a reasonable price and also has set menus for couples to enjoy. 


Ice breaker: Cocktail bars in Lancaster

The Crypt Lancaster (LA1 1JG) It is set beneath The Royal King's Arms Hotel and serves a combination of classic and experimental cocktails along with a good range of bubbles and wines. The Jack O Lantern cocktail which is Whiskey, Cointreau, orange juice and ginger ale ensures it is spooky season all year round. 

Tipple Cocktails (LA1 1RE) A boutique cocktail bar which has happy hour every day before 8pm. They serve a Dream Soda which is raspberry Vodka, strawberry cream soda and sprinkles. Delicious! 


Curves to excite: Lingerie shopping Lancaster 

David Frank Lancaster (LA1 1DL) They sell beautiful lingerie and also designer handbags, luxury cosmetics and jewellery. 

On a roll: Taxi services Lancaster 

Lancaster Taxi Service (07770056789) With over 7 years in business they offer business travel packages. The drivers are courteous and the vehicles are clean and luxurious. 

Sexual health services Lancaster 

Ashton Community Care Centre (LA1 4JT) You can call the booking line on 03001234154 for advice and appointments. They have a good range of contraception options, offer psychosexual therapy, HIV and Prep medication, STD testing and also postal kits. 

There are many museums in Lancaster including the Lancaster City Museum, The Maritime Museum which has exhibits of local fishing boats and The Judges Lodgings Museum which has exhibits of classical furniture, historical paintings and a museum of childhood with doll's houses and the like. 

Lancaster has a well renowned arts scene and several major art focused organisations in the city have formed a group called Lancaster Arts Partners to foresee development of arts activities in the Lancaster district. One of these is based in Lancaster university and the programme includes Nuffield theatre which is one of the largest studio theatres in Europe. 

In Summertime Williamson's Park which covers roughly 53.6 acres hosts al fresco performances which has attracted 460,000 visitors in the past 26 years. Lancaster has around 30 pubs serving cask ale and is thus known as The Northern City of Ale. 

Events are held in the city throughout the year such as The Lancaster Music Festival, The Lancaster Jazz Festival and Chinese New Year celebrations. 

Every November Lancaster hosts a festival called Light Up Lancaster within which there is a huge fireworks display.

Lancaster is an intellectual, historic town with lots to offer especially for scholars.With plenty of art and culture you may snag yourself a poet laureate client. The client base will definitely be an interesting and fruitful one. 


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