The Hot Spot: The Escort Bible for the market town of Northampton: Your guide to escorting in Northampton

Escort and Escort Rankings writer Redhotrio interviews Maureen, a mature escort who provides a hardsports escort service in Northampton. 

Big is beautiful 

Northampton is one of the largest towns in England with its population being recorded as 245,899 in 2021. Evidence of settlers here dates back to the Bronze Age. The town became more established due to the construction of Northampton castle. During the Mediaeval period, there were many churches and monasteries and Northampton was also the site of two Mediaeval battles in 1264 and 1460. 

In 1675 a great fire destroyed most of the historic town; however, it was soon rebuilt and flourished during the Industrial Revolution in the 18th century. It expanded further due to the Grand Union canal and railways in the 19th century, becoming a bolt hole for footwear and leather manufacture. 

In 1959, the M1 motorway was opened. The transport links thus ensured Northampton's growth as a commuter town for London. 

In 1968, Northampton was designated a New Town. 

Interesting Northampton statistics 

Weetabix cereal, Carlsberg lager and Dr Martin shoes are all made in Northampton. The stately home of the Spencer family is in Northamptonshire. Althorp House is where Princess Diana lived. 

Silverstone circuit is here which is infamous for hosting The British Grand Prix. Scatman 

WARNING!! This interview involves descriptions of faeces and scat. If you have a sensitive stomach, skip to the next part! 

Coprophilia, Scatophilia or more commonly known as hardsports is a fetish involving arousal and delight from faeces. 

Coprophilia, although having no direct connection to sadomasochism, is often carried out in a sub/dom/domme scenario, where the slave or sub is used as a human toilet or forced into submission then defecated on. 

People who are into hardsports do so because it is seen as breaking one of society's taboos. The bond between sub/dom/domme is strengthened in a BDSM relationship through this act. Some like the feeling of touching or smelling faeces. If someone needs faeces to get aroused, then they will be diagnosed as being a Coprophiliac.

Some furniture may be used for this fetish including a “Queening” chair or throne and a “Smother” box which can be put under the throne or used alone. The sub puts their head inside the box which has an opening on top.The box may also be padded inside for comfort and to quell noise. The “slave” may also have their hands fastened to the box above their head to emphasise the sub element. 

This fetish is risky, as faeces can carry infections such as Hep A and Hep B and also has a small risk of HIV if someone has blood in their faeces or has bleeding in their rectum. It is important to get regular STI and HIV tests as well as vaccinations for Hep B as this can lower the risk. Some people argue that faeces shouldn't be eaten or put into the mouth as this can carry risks too. Sex workers who specialise in hardsports say that it is perfectly safe as long as the person who is defecating is healthy. 

A famous fan of hardsports was Chuck Berry. He was sued for videotaping dozens of women being urinated on by him and then defecating on him in the toilets of the restaurant he owned. 

Terms of turds 

The Cleveland Steamer- This is when someone defecates on a person's chest. Hot Karl- defecating on someone whilst they are asleep or on their face when it's covered in cling film. 

Dirty Sanchez- Supposedly fictional but I definitely think that this is practised. This is when faeces is smeared upon a partner's upper lip. 

Chocolate whizz way 

Maureen, 54, has been an escort for ten years. She loves the extreme and provides everything, especially the weird and the bizarre: “ I do it all. At my age I've had so much experience and nothing shocks me.” Maureen provides hardsports because she says there's a market for them and many escorts don't do them because of the nature of the service: “ Mainly I'm doing the s***ting. I've been in the sub role a couple of times but that's very rare. Most men want to be dominated and humiliated.” I asked her how she copes with the smell: “You get used to it. It's similar to how you deal with cleaning up poo from a pet. The texture is a creamy mess most of the time. Eventually, dare I say it, you derive slight pleasure from it.” 

Maureen has converted the cellar into a dungeon. The surfaces and walls are all wipeable and decorated in black. Dimly lit and darkly ambient, she has a shower installed too for easy clean up. 

“ I have had some furniture made including a large table where I tie up my clients and also my queening throne and my leather bound cross. It cost a bit to set up, but I can charge extra for extreme services so I made my money back in quite a short time.” 

Maureen's husband fully supports her and is often a part of the sessions should the client want a threesome: “He's not into hardsports and that's why I make sure I'm clean before he sees me afterwards.” 

Maureen only sees a couple of clients a day as disinfecting and sanitising herself and the dungeon takes time. She also doesn't allow filming or photos: “We don't have kids but I really

wouldn't want people we know seeing me covered in s**t. It's none of their business. It's between me and my client.” 

A typical day for Maureen when she prepares for a meet would usually begin with a hearty breakfast to ensure ample faeces: “ I Usually wait an hour then before I start work. The client arrives and I take him to the dungeon. We play a couple of sub games and I make him give me oral, then depending on where he wants my load we either use the queening chair or I tie him to the table. I do have one client who likes me to go on his penis and masturbate him with excrement. It's wild but you just get on with it. I never eat it or have it on my face, but I'm happy to oblige if someone wants it on their face or mouth.” 

Although Maureen does provide other services, it seems she always ends up doing hardsports in some capacity: “Who knows when I will stop. The problem with escorting is that it spoils you for every other job because you can be so independent and earn a good wage. I do want to retire and I have a savings account for when I decide to.” 

Maureen says she does get funny looks in the supermarket when she has a trolley full of disinfectant and bleach: “ Being clean in myself and my surroundings is my top priority so I always get tested once a month and my dungeon is spotless. I might not be the prettiest escort out there, but I'm one of the most extreme. Looks don't matter so much when they're more interested in your s**t!” 

The memories of stools 

Maureen, as you can imagine, has had many memorable encounters over the years. “One of the most shocking I had was when I had a client who wanted to s**t on my breasts. When it came down to it he got poo fright and couldn't go, but I was unaware that he had piles. He eventually forced out the turd along with most of his innards and a good amount of blood as one of his piles had burst.” (!!!) 

Another client bragged about having done hardsports for a number of years and he wanted to be on the receiving end for a change. He wanted Maureen to go on his face, which she did. He then promptly vomited and realised that he definitely didn't want to be the human toilet. Maureen confided that she thought he had never even done hardsports before, as a seasoned practitioner wouldn't have been repulsed or have gotten sick so easily. 

Dreamscape: Hotels in Northampton 

Holiday Inn Express Northampton (NN4 5EZ) £56 p/n. This hotel is just off the M1 motorway close to the Silverstone circuit. The breakfast buffet is included in the price of your stay. 

Delta Hotels by Marriott (NN4 7HW) £82 p/n. The rooms have a whirlpool bath, a microwave and a coffee maker. Some also have a mini bar. There is also room service available. 

The Aviator Hotel (NN6 0BN) £114p/n. It is situated in Sywell aerodrome next to the aviation museum, and is aviation themed. The ambience of the art deco hotel is pleasant and it is a buzz to watch the comings and goings of the aircraft.

So delicious: Restaurants in Northampton 

● Murrays (NN12 8WP) A fine dining experience in an intimate relaxed setting. It has been awarded three AA Rosettes. The food is traditionally British but with some international influences. The menus change often so you can be sure there will always be something fresh to try. They also do a tasting menu so you can sample all of the dishes on offer. 

Nuovo Restaurant (NN1 2BP) Italian restaurant that serves Venetian inspired small tapas like dishes. They have a Mediterranean style courtyard so you can dine outside in the warmer months. 

100% proof: Cocktail bars in Northampton 

Velvet Room Northampton (NN1 1JF) They do bottomless brunch and have unusual cocktails such as the Orange Dark and Stormy rum cocktail.They also have late night music entertainment and booking is advised for this. 

The Eccentric Englishman (NN1 1JA) Weird and wonderful establishment where cocktails are served in teapots. They have a cocktail named The Enchanted English Rose as a tribute to Princess Diana. 

My humps: Lingerie shopping in Northampton 

Simply Pleasure (NN1 4DP) The largest adult retailer in the Uk, this chain is renowned for its wide variety of lingerie, sex toys, lubricants and all sexual aids for him and her. 

Steelers wheels: Taxi services in Northampton 

Castle Chauffeur Services (01604 521717) Arrive in style in a beautiful vehicle. All of the drivers are trained and licensed with DBS checks and some have a SIA close protection licence. Each customer is treated as an individual and is catered for with a personal touch. 

Sexual health service Northampton 

Northampton integrated Sexual Health Service (NN1 5BD) They provide testing and treatments for STIs, implants, injections and coils, emergency contraception and HIV outpatient care for everyone regardless of race, gender or sexuality. 

Billing Aquadrome is a leisure park which has a caravan site, marina, funfair, bar, riverside restaurant and watermill. Shows and music events are held here including Vauxfest. There is a total of 170 parks and green spaces in Northampton, the oldest one being Abington Park, which has a museum, lakes, aviaries and plenty of grassy open space

Popular events that happen yearly include the Northampton Carnival which is held for 2 days in June and includes concerts, community stalls, a fairground and a procession through the streets. Also The Beer Festival, The Dragon Boat Race, The Umbrella Fair, Diwali celebration and St Crispins Fair; a travelling funfair with over 100 rides. 

Northampton Museum and Art Gallery has one of the largest collections of historical footwear and also sections displaying Italian art, glass and ceramics. 

There are several art galleries in Northampton with the largest being The Northampton Arts Collective which is in a 4 storey building. 

Given that Northampton is one of the biggest towns in England, you should have a large client pool. The fact that it is a commuter town may also allow you to get a higher class of client, since professionals may live here who work in London. With plenty of places to visit and many events held it would be a fun time for you too as well as making some cash. 

Top rated escorts in Northampton 

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