The Hot Spot: The Escort Bible for the Scottish town of Paisley in Renfrewshire: Your guide to escorting in Paisley
Escort and Escort Rankings writer Redhotrio speaks to Kylie, a Paisley escort who provides religious S&M bookings. The Town of Monks Paisley has origins in religion. A chapel was built by Irish monk Saint Mirin in the 9th century. Though a lot of the documentation is now lost, it is believed that
Escort and Escort Rankings writer Redhotrio speaks to Kylie, a Paisley escort who provides religious S&M bookings.
The Town of Monks
Paisley has origins in religion. A chapel was built by Irish monk Saint Mirin in the 9th century. Though a lot of the documentation is now lost, it is believed that Paisley was a major religious centre in the Middle Ages. In 1163, a priory was constructed which was then expanded into an abbey and Scottish royalty frequented it. King Robert III was buried in the abbey along with Princess Marjorie Bruce- her tomb is one of Scotland's few royal monuments that survived the reformation.
Markets and commerce sprang up in 1488 and the first school was built in 1577. The Paisley Witches were tried in 1647. Seven were convicted and five were hanged and burnt. The remains are buried in the West of the town at Maxwelton Cross. A horse shoe is still visible, though of course it has been replaced many times over the years, which is there to lock in the evil. This was the last mass execution of witchcraft in Western Europe.
The Industrial Revolution turned Paisley into an important town through the production of thread and Paisley shawls. It became the worldwide centre for thread making and factories were plentiful. The economic crisis (1841-43) affected Paisley as most of the mills shut down and the mill owners went bankrupt. The Prime Minister Robert Peel encouraged Queen Victoria to wear Paisley products to stimulate demand since a quarter of the population were on poor relief. By the 20th century, the cotton mills had either closed down or been converted into manufacturing thread.
In its heyday, Paisley also had five shipyards as well as food manufacturing industries such as Robertson's (marmalade) and CPC Foods, now Unilever who make Hellman's mayonnaise. In modern times, Paisley has undergone mass regeneration to refurbish some of its landmarks and historical buildings.
Interesting Facts About Paisley
Paisley Abbey has a xenomorph gargoyle.
The chip and PIN system was invented by Paisley alumni James Goodfellow in 1966. Paisley town centre has 110 listed buildings, more than anywhere else in Scotland outside Edinburgh.
Confess Your Sins
Kylie, 21, is a raunchy cosplay escort who provides themed bookings. Her naughty nun sessions are especially popular: “It might be blasphemous, but people like the taboo and the things that society would frown upon. I dress in a latex or PVC nun outfit, which is very revealing and then I dominate my client.”
Kylie has a flatmate so she does outcalls only, taking her bag of toys with her: “I can't do an intense BDSM session like in a dungeon, but I do OK with what I have. The performance is the main thing, me pretending to be a nymphomaniac nun or some other erotic caricature of femininity, that is what gets them hard.”
The nun bookings happened because she met a guy in college who was into weird porn. He showed her a couple of films with a religious tone. Kylie never thought about it again until she started escorting a year ago: “University is expensive. I am not living on the breadline when I can make enough money to have a good university experience and not graduate bogged down in debt.”
Kylie decided to add roleplay as part of her services because: “... I like pretending to be someone else. It's liberating and you can get away with things that you might not necessarily do as yourself.” It was then that she remembered the porn film from yesteryear: “Religious sex bookings took off and I think it's more poignant being that Paisley has a religious history.” A typical booking starts with her tying her client up and then teasing by doing a strip tease. She then uses whips and paddles and sometimes puts the d**k in a cock cage if it's a longer booking. She provides the domination, teasing, biting, spitting, kissing and edging and then she does oral nd f***s them: “People may think that the way I choose to make extra money is gross or unconventional, but it beats working in a bar for crap money. I can earn a decent amount and work around my studies. My friends haven't a clue what I do, but I always keep work and personal life separate. My parents don't need to know either, they worry about me enough as it is. I am unbelievably streetwise and I always check out each potential client before I meet them. I consistently use hotels, I feel safer as there are people around. I would never go to a client's house. I'd feel uncomfortable.”
Kylie plans to stop escorting when she graduates and would never reveal that she has ever been an escort to any potential romantic partner: “When men think you've been a w***e they would never want to settle down with you if they think loads of men have had you. It's just the way it is. I am not ashamed, but society looks down on sex workers and that's a shame. They should be there more to support people in that line of work, not just shun them because they are selling their body.”
Cloister Memories
Kylie was asked to use a crucifix to masturbate herself: “It was a bit uncomfortable, but the client bought vampire teeth and fake blood for me to be a vampire nun, his ultimate schlock fantasy. I was covered in blood and we did it in the shower at the hotel. Fortunate really or it would have stained the sheets!”
She had another client who wanted her to take his confession to help him with the break up of his marriage: “It was weird. I ended up being like a counsellor more than an escort, but it did help him find a bit of inner peace.”
Kipping in the Crypt: Hotels in Paisley
Ashtree House Hotel £117 p/n. (PA1 2DL) It is situated in a residential conservation area.The building is a Regency townhouse with a courtyard and walled garden. It is close to transport links and tourist attractions. The rooms are large and they have beautiful, spacious bathrooms. Premier Inn Paisley £52 p/n. (PA1 2BH) Simple, yet spotlessly clean hotel close to transport connections. It is based in a retail park so there are restaurants and a cinema nearby. Glynhill Hotel and Spa £79 p/n. (PA4 8XB) Located just off the M8 motorway, it has 24 hour room service and a fitness centre.
The Body of Christ: Restaurants in Paisley
Jam Jar Paisley (PA1 1YD) A relaxed locale serving haggis and other diverse offerings from around the globe.
Trattoria Genova (PA1 3QA) Laid back, fashionable locale serving traditional Italian fare. The Blood of Christ: Cocktail Bars in Paisley
Gantry (PA1 1XY) Staff make cocktails that are off the menu should you fancy something different. Chic, chilled and comfortable decor.
Hashtag Bar (PA1 1XY) Reasonably priced drinks and a good atmosphere with events on and a DJ on weekends.
Celestial Robes: Lingerie Shops In Paisley
Finishing Touches (PA1 1XQ) A large choice of lingerie in every style and colour with a knowledgeable owner on hand to attend to your needs.
On Angel's Wings: Taxi Services in Paisley
Craig Allan 0141 884 8888. With over 11 years in business, they have clean, comfortable taxis and helpful, friendly drivers.
Barshaw Park covers 55 acres and has a walled garden, pond and is a vast open green space to enjoy.
Paisley Abbey is an impressive feat of architecture and still holds services to this day. They offer guided tours and have a shop and cafe.
Gleniffer Braes Country Park is well looked after and maintained with lots of trails and pretty views. There are wooded areas, fields, a waterfall and streams. There is a large car park for easy access and abundant wildlife and horticulture.
Paisley Museum and Gallery houses a remarkable textile collection and an array of historical artefacts and Scottish art.
Sma Shot Cottages are preserved and looked after by Paisley Cultural Heritage. You can tour a weaver's cottage originally built in the 1750s.
Coat's Observatory opened in 1883 offers tours, a planetarium and telescopes for stargazing.
Paisley is a quaint town with a plethora of industrial sites and outstanding countryside. A good tour location both for escorting and to experience this industrial gem.
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