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Bio:

The BEST genuine British escort
An alternative beauty, tattooed and petite! I m an independent escort and do this because I WANT to! You will not want anyone else after me

I m Elle (L )
I m a slim, tattooed, petite lady with a slight alternative look.

I've been told that I've not put much about me on here so maybe a little more information will help haha.

I am not your typical type of escort in the sense that I am not filthy, naughty (well I am naughty but more naughty GFE) and I am not going to meet you and fuck you as quick as possible and leave. I am British, I don t escort because I HAVE to, I do it because I want to. I will probably be the best escort you ever meet, hence my rates not being low.

I can promise you that my photos are ME and apparantly I look better in person (I disagree, I ve seen my face on accidental selfie mode lol). If you book me, my body will hopefully blow your socks off, it that doesn t, my mouth will ;-)

I like to get to know my clients and have them get to know me a little so we can relax together.

How it usually goes during a booking is;
We meet, you go WOW , we chat, I make you laugh, I wait until you are ready (I do not push anyone into anything), have a little or a lot of kissing...
One thing leads to another and you realise how intense my eyes are that make you lose it :-P

When contacting me, please do not message with incoherent messages- it does not give me a good vibe so I m unlikely to reply or even meet.

All I ask is that anyone that books me needs to WASH BEFOREHAND & treat me with respect in order to get the best out of your booking with me.

If you want to treat me like a piece of shit, you'll get that reciprocated. I am not here for you to think you are superior to me, I am a normal (ish) person and don't do this for the money, I do this because I enjoy it and enjoy meeting new people.

What I do and don't do depends on the client, if I do not get a good feeling about you, the standard is what is on the table.
If I get a good feeling about my client, it opens up more doors to him (take that how you like haha :-P).

I started escorting back in 2012 and did have a break for a while after a client that really put me off, I am back now, I know what I am doing, I may not have a lot of feedback but I know that a lot of my clients were/are shy or keep a very low profile so to keep me a secret for them..

If I intrigue you, you should book me. But do not waste my time, you get one chance to meet me once the booking has been arranged, after that you will be blocked.

If you have changed your mind or just can't meet me, just be honest with me, I m more likely to understand. If you are nervous, speak to me, I ll put you at ease- I can come across as abrupt at first (it s how rude men have made me), but I am actually rather nice.

INCALLS AVAILABLE ONCE EVERY 2 WEEKS, USUALLY FROM FRIDAY EVENING THROUGH TO SUNDAY MORNING.


Incalls take place in other accomodation and not at my home due to safety reasons. I mainly do incalls in Cambridge, occasionally Huntingdon.
I no longer work in Hampton/Peterborough due to a client who abused me and also I find clientele in that area to be rude and try to haggle. My rates are non negotiable, if you try.. I will inflate my rates just for you!

I m not like the other escorts, I m fiery and fun but also smart & sassy.

Thank you for looking and I hope to see you soon.


Frequently Asked Questions...
Q. Do you provide incalls? A. I do but they vary as to when they are and where. I use different flats for them.
Q. Do you do bareback? A. No. I stay safe!
Q. I don't want to pay the full price, can I have it cheaper? A. Certainly not, with that cheek you can pay extra.